Retro Coaster - A balanced diet is a piece of cake in both hands

Retro Coaster - I child proofed my house but they still get in

Retro Coaster - I don't do house work in days that end in Y

Retro Coaster - If it fits in a coaster I can cook it

Retro Coaster - House work can't kill but why take the chance

Retro Coaster - Better to have loved and lost than to live with the psycho for the rest of your life

Retro Coaster - I only have a kitchen because it came with the house

Retro Coaster - Always put off today what should have been done yesterday

Retro Coaster - Instead of cleaning the house I just turn off the lights

Retro Coaster - Stressed in desserts spelled backwards

Retro Coaster - Housework fascinates me! I could watch you do it all day long

Retro Coaster - So much to do so few people to do it for me!

Retro Coaster - If you want same day laundry service do it yourself

Retro Coaster - Hooray! One more job to do and it's gin and tonic time

Retro Coaster - Oh God I'm so bloody blond somtimes!

Retro Coaster - Both of us can't look goiod at the same time, it's either me or the house

Retro Coaster - BEER it's cheaper than therapy

Retro Coaster - Team work means never having to take all the blame

Coaster - The Godfather Logo

Retro Coaster - Beer will change the world. I don't know how but it will