Retro Magnet - If you want breakfast in bed sleep in the kitchen

Retro magnet - If at first you don't suceed..... buy buy again!

Magnet - If you want to change a man you better do it while he's in nappies

Retro Magnet - I child-proofed my house but they still get in

Retro Magnet - Amazingly enough I don't give a shit

Retro Magnet - Wine. How classy people get shitfaced

Retro Magnet - A clean house is the sign of a wasted life

Retro Magnet - A dirty house is the sign of a brilliant party

Retro magnet - Give the dangerous bitch her chocolates

Retro Magnet - Damn right I'm good in bed I can sleep for days

Retro Magnet - House work can't kill but why take a chance

Retro Magnet - I know what turns women on

Retro Magnet - Make yourself at home clean my kitchen

Retro magnet - Both of us can't look good at the same time it's either me or the house

Retro Magnet - I only have akitchen because it came with the house

Retro magnet - I love my rotten ungrateful children

Retro Magnet - So many men so many reasons to sleep alone

Retro Magnet - Anyone who tells you money can't buy happiness doesn't know where to shop

Retro Magnet - Whining bitching moaning. It keeps me young

Retro Magnet - I am having my period and can therefore legally kill you

Retro Magnet - It's better to have loved and lost than to live with the psycho for the rest of your life

Retro Magnet - Oh God I'm so bloody blonde sometimes!

Retro Magnet - I give my family 2 choices for dinner

Retro Magnet - Drink Coffee do stupid things faster with more energy

Retro Magnet - It's been lovely but I have to scream now